(Source: changotx)

goodfuckingcoffee:

packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip

unpacks 3 months after coming home

gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

(Source: gendertrashfromhell)

nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

davidisbeyonce:

You want a nose job? Sounds a little kinky but ill give it a go

(Source: kennysweeney)

(Source: egberts)

shortylego:

jellybeing:

what

wait a freaking second

who is jensen ackles

i thought jensen ackles was that fish from spongebob 

this guy

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i thought…this entire time… you guys have been talking about this fish…..

i dont even know why i just heard the name jensen ackles and assumed that was this guys name

This is the most serious post on this entire website

(Source: dazeyray)