spamanos:

zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously

the-treble:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Can we all just talk about Promise Phan (dope2111 on Youtube) real quick?

mindfangz:

i fuckin see u there dexter go back to ur own goddamn show

mindfangz:

i fuckin see u there dexter go back to ur own goddamn show

(Source: amurderscene)

pemsylvania:

im in tears what the hell

pemsylvania:

im in tears what the hell

(Source: pemsylvania)

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

(Source: wonkypenis)

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

prayer-circle-for-pie:

look how ridiculously happy that cat is

prayer-circle-for-pie:

look how ridiculously happy that cat is